Catchy Comedy Schedule

For Columbus, OH

6:00a ET

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Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron

While visiting Agent 99's mother, Siegfried, their archenemy, plots to destroy America's potato crop. In an homage to Peanuts, Smart goes after him, parodying Snoopy and the Red Baron. 

6:30a ET

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Closely Watched Planes

CONTROL couriers are disappearing on airliners. Smart is assigned as the next courier and has to solve the mystery or die. 

7:00a ET

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The Secret of Sam Vittorio

In a parody of Bonnie and Clyde, Smart and 99 portray look alike ex-cons to find out where their mentor hid all his stolen loot. 

7:30a ET

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Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend

To keep a priceless diamond out of KAOS's hands, a jeweler sells it to Smart for an engagement ring for Agent 99. 

8:00a ET

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The Worst Best Man

Every time Smart chooses a best man at CONTROL, the agent is attacked, so Max chooses Hymie. 

8:30a ET

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A Tale of Two Tails

While working at the CONTROL spy school, Smart has two students trail Agent 99 to learn. But she thinks that they're KAOS agents. 

9:00a ET

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The Return of the Ancient Mariner

With an attempt to kidnap Admiral Hardgrade in the works, Max keeps him in his apartment. 

9:30a ET

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With Love and Twitches

On Smart and 99's wedding day Max breaks out in a rash and then a tonic makes his chest to break out in a map. 

10:00a ET

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The Laser Blazer

Max is sent to Hong Kong to pick up a secret weapon, not realizing it's a blazer. 

10:30a ET

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The Farkas Fracas

The Smarts' neighbors give Agent 99 a dessert designed to poison the Chief so they can steal his briefcase. 

11:00a ET

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Temporarily Out of CONTROL

Max is temporarily called back into the Navy to be the Chief's superior officer. 

11:30a ET

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Schwartz's Island

On their honeymoon, Smart and Agent 99 get marooned on the villainous Siegfried's deserted island. 

12:00p ET

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One Nation Invisible

A scientist who shows up at Max's apartment invisible. When she finally appears, she is a beautiful woman that Agent 99 catches Smart with. 

12:30p ET

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The Day They Raided the Knights

CONTROL suffers budget cuts, and Agent 99, who has less seniority, is laid off. 

1:00p ET

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Tequila Mockingbird

Smart and Agent 99 pose as a flamenco dancer and a seedy doctor to fool KAOS as both search for hidden gems in Mexico. 

1:30p ET

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I Shot 86 Today

When the Smarts trail a golf pro when KAOS starts firing missiles near courses. 

2:00p ET

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Absorbe the Greek

Max suspects the Chief of jeopardizing security. 

2:30p ET

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To Sire, With Love (Part 1)

The King of Caronia, Max's double, is in Washington staying with the Smarts. Even Agent 99 can't tell them apart. So KAOS plans to kill them both. 

3:00p ET

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To Sire, With Love (Part 2)

The King of Caronia, Max's double, is in Washington staying with the Smarts. Even Agent 99 can't tell them apart. So KAOS plans to kill them both. 

3:30p ET

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Shock It to Me

A mad scientist plots to use electricity to shock Smart and Agent 99 into a five year sleep. 

4:00p ET

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Leadside

In a spoof of Ironside, Max is menaced by a wheelchair bound criminal named Leadside. 

4:30p ET

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Greer Window

In a spoof of Rear Window, Agent 99 leads the charge against KAOS when an injury incapacitates Smart. 

5:00p ET

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Not-So-Great Escape, The (Part 1)

Agents are disappearing at the airport and that includes the Chief. Max trails them to a POW camp in New Jersey run by KAOS, leading to a spoof of The Great Escape. 

5:30p ET

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Not-So-Great Escape, The (Part 2)

Agents are disappearing at the airport and that includes the Chief. Max trails them to a POW camp in New Jersey run by KAOS, leading to a spoof of The Great Escape. 

6:00p ET

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Pheasant Under Glass

When Agent 99 tells Max that she is pregnant, Max blows his cover. 

6:30p ET

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Ironhand

Head of KAOS Ironhand wants to steal the anti-anti missile plans that Agent 99 is transporting in a baby buggy. 

7:00p ET

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Valerie of the Dolls

Max accidentally picks up a doll that KAOS used to hold a secret formula. 

7:30p ET

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Widow Often Annie

Despite being married to a pregnant Agent 99, Max is ordered to marry the Black Widow, who kills CONTROL agents on their wedding nights. 

8:00p ET

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The Treasure of C. Errol Madre

After the payroll is stolen Max must get a map to a gold mine so they can get the money needed to start up CONTROL again. 

8:30p ET

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Smart Fell on Alabama

Smart trains some convicts so they can break into a mansion and steal a codebook. 

9:00p ET

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And Baby Makes Four (Part 1)

Max follows the wrong map and ends up at KAOS hospital while Agent 99 is going into labor. 

9:30p ET

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And Baby Makes Four (Part 2)

Agent 99 gives birth to twins, and Smart has help from a unlikely person when capturing a KAOS agent. 

10:00p ET

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Physician: Impossible

Mistaken for a doctor and his nurse, Max and Agent 99 are kidnapped and forced to operate on a wounded gangster. 

10:30p ET

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The Apes of Wrath

Agents are receiving bananas and being murdered. Max receives one and is being protected by Agent Armstong, an ape agent. 

11:00p ET

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Age Before Duty

Everyone in CONTROL is aging rapidly, and Max and Agent 99 must find out why before they die of old age. 

11:30p ET

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Is This Trip Necessary?

A mad scientist sends Washington on a hallucinatory trip. Max and 99 have to investigate KAOS's operations at the Dartfoot Spring Water Company. 

12:00a ET

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Ice Station Siegfried

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley go to the North Pole when the entire world is undergoing a new Ice Age. Everything leads to Siegfried. 

12:30a ET

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Moonlighting Becomes You

Max and Agent 99 join a radio show that is really a KAOS communications front. 

1:00a ET

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Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm

While retrieving a package from the Van Hooten mansion, Agent 99's resemblance to the owner's dead sister throws a monkey wrench into the mission. 

1:30a ET

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The Mess of Adrian Listenger

Every player on the CONTROL baseball team ends up dead, except Max and the Chief. Now, they suspect each other. 

2:00a ET

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Witness for the Execution

Max must guard a KAOS defector in his apartment until he can testify at trial, especially when KAOS sends an exterminator. 

2:30a ET

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How Green Was My Valet

At the Bulmanian Embassy, Smart and Agent 99 go undercover as servants to recover a missing rocket formula. 

3:00a ET

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And Only Two Ninety-Nine

KAOS kidnaps Agent 99 and replaces her with an exact duplicate that is feeding Smart poison bit by bit. 

3:30a ET

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Smartucus

Max and the Chief investigate a series of security leaks that seem to be connected to a chain of spas. 

4:00a ET

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What's It All About, Algie?

Smart investigates when plants are used to spy on people. 

4:30a ET

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Hello, Columbus - Goodbye, America

CONTROL must persuade a descendent of Columbus not to sell America to KAOS. 

5:00a ET

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Do I Hear a Vaults?

Smart accidently locks the Chief and Larabee in a vault with a limited supply of air. 

5:30a ET

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I Am Curiously Yellow

The Whip hypnotizes Max to steal the NARCO 5-12 for him. 

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