The Catchy Binge
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6:00AM
TV or Not TV "Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch. "
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6:30AM
Funny Money "Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it."
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7:00AM
Woman's Work Is Never Done "Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework."
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7:30AM
The Sleepwalker "Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him. "
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8:00AM
Pal O'Mine "Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a friendship ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew. While Ralph gets it stuck on his finger, they..."
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8:30AM
Brother Ralph "Ralph after making a suggestion at work is laid off. Alice decides to take a job as a secretary but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother."
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9:00AM
Unconventional Behavior "Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Racoon convention. "
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9:30AM
Young At Heart "Ralph and Norton take their wives dancing and roller-skating when they begin to complain about doing things young people do."
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10:00AM
The Golfer "Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster."
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10:30AM
A Matter Of Life And Death "When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead."
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11:00AM
Better Living Through Television "Ralph and Norton go on T.V. to sell a kitchen utensil. "
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11:30AM
$99,000 Answer "Ralph goes on a quiz show with the category of popular songs. He practices all week, spending a lot of money, only to miss on the first question!"
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12:00PM
Mama Loves Mambo "A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo."
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12:30PM
Head of the House "Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house and then has to prove it to a co-worker."
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1:00PM
Dial "J" For Janitor "Ralph takes on a job as janitor of his building. "
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1:30PM
Hello Mom "Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law. "
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2:00PM
The Deciding Vote "Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the raccoon election for convention manager."
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2:30PM
Something Fishy "Ralph & Norton don't want to take their wives on a Racoon fishing trip. "
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3:00PM
Man From Space "When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest a feud arises between Ralph and Ed."
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3:30PM
A Matter Of Record "Ralph cuts a record to sweet talk Alice after insulting her mother. "
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4:00PM
Oh My Achin' Back "Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam."
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4:30PM
The Babysitter "Alice is baby-sitting to pay for a phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him. "
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5:00PM
Ralph Kramden, Inc. "Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out..."
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5:30PM
A Dog's Life "Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made. "
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6:00PM
Here Comes The Bride "Ralph's advice to a lodge brother, to be head of the household, has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears."
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6:30PM
Please Leave The Premises "The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight. "
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7:00PM
Pardon My Glove "Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him."
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7:30PM
Young Man with a Horn "Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil service exam as well as his cornet. "
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8:00PM
The Worry Wart "The IRS invites Ralph to clear something up on his tax return and that drives Ralph nuts. (Though he discovers he just forgot to sign his name)"
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8:30PM
Trapped "Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he witnessed a hold-up. "
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9:00PM
The Loudspeaker "Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year-but it turns out to be Norton."
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9:30PM
On Stage "Ralph, Alice, and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star. "
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10:00PM
Opportunity Knocks But "Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company."
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10:30PM
The Safety Award "Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a Safest Bus Driver Award. "
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11:00PM
Mind Your Own Business "Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice got him fired from the sewer. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad,..."
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11:30PM
Alice And The Blonde "The Kramdens and Nortons visit the Wedemeyers and the wives believe their husbands are neglecting them."
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12:00AM
Bensonhurst Bomber "Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a big guy at the gym. He arranges it so that he can pretend to knock out a bigger man..."
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12:30AM
A Man's Pride "Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company. "
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1:00AM
Man From Space "When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest a feud arises between Ralph and Ed."
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1:30AM
Oh My Achin' Back "Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam."
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2:00AM
A Matter Of Record "Ralph cuts a record to sweet talk Alice after insulting her mother. "
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2:30AM
The Babysitter "Alice is baby-sitting to pay for a phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him. "
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3:00AM
Something Fishy "Ralph & Norton don't want to take their wives on a Racoon fishing trip. "
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3:30AM
$99,000 Answer "Ralph goes on a quiz show with the category of popular songs. He practices all week, spending a lot of money, only to miss on the first question!"
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4:00AM
The Deciding Vote "Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the raccoon election for convention manager."
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4:30AM
Ralph Kramden, Inc. "Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out..."
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5:00AM
Hello Mom "Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law. "
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5:30AM
Young At Heart "Ralph and Norton take their wives dancing and roller-skating when they begin to complain about doing things young people do."
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