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A Fish Called Martin
Michelle's new fish, Martin, dies tragically when she gives him a bubble bath. In order to attract a boy she knows, D.J. learns all about his favorite topic--cars.
The Wedding, Part 1
Wanting one last adventure before marriage, Jesse goes skydiving on his wedding day. Unfortunately, he lands in a tree and can't get down.
Jesse is sad when he returns from his honeymoon and realizes that it's time to move out of the Tanner house. But Rebecca has a plan that makes everyone happy.
The Subject Was Noses
Marcia has her comeuppance when she breaks a date for another boy and then breaks her nose...
How to Succeed in Business?
Peter is a rollercoaster of emotion when he gets and then loses his first job.
Family in Paradise (Part 2)
A family vacation to Tahiti ends with Bill wanting to stay there. But Mr. French doubts the children will benefit from the change.
The Mystery Woman
A woman sees Donna while having lunch and claims to be an old friend, but Donna can't remember her or find out who she is.
Season 11, Episode 03
This "Family Show" features Dick as an airport traveller getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife (Carol.) Originally aired 10/08/1977.
Lucy's Barbershop Quartet
When one of the members of Vivian's Barbershop Quartet drops out, Lucy naturally wants to take her place. Vivian agrees, and now it's up to Lucy to learn how to sing before a big singing contest in Albany!
Lucy and Viv Become Tycoons
When Viv's boyfriend goes nuts over her caramel popcorn recipe, Lucy sees a money-making opportunity. Suddenly, their kitchen is turned into a candy factory. Too bad their business is being run in a residential zone.
The Girls Go Into Business
Lucy and Ethel buy a dress shop and realize the deal was too good to be true.
Lucy and Ethel demand equal rights for women, so Ricky and Fred demand they pay for their own meals.
Ted and the Kid
Ted and Georgette find they cannot have children.
Martin Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Rhoda and Brenda have set up a 60th birthday party for their father, but are told that he is feeling ill. Later they learn the truth, that he had moved out over 2 weeks ago.
A Nun's Story
While Laverne & Shirley await their yearly high school reunion, they reminisce about their old crazy friend, Anne-Marie, who shows up at the reunion a nun.
Falter at the Altar
Laverne suddenly decides to marry her boyfriend, Sal Molina, of only two months before he is sent away by the Navy.
Mama reluctantly gets a phone machine, and Vint and Naomi hid a stray dog in the garage--and succeed in convincing Mama that she's getting senile when she claims she keeps hearing a dog barking.
Very Dirty Dancing
When Mama goes to a dance competition to cheer for contestants Vint and Naomi, she runs into longtime friend Ramon. And when Mama and Ramon enter the competition, nothing is going to stop Mama from winning--which Mama and Ramon do with their "Latin Sizzle" number.
Charmed, I'm Sure / Ashes to Ashes / No Dad of Mine
Ace discovers that his old girlfriend must now use a wheelchair; a couple wants to quit smoking; a father and daughter pretend they're strangers.
A Different Drummer
Felix tries to get his old college band on Monty Hall's nostalgia program.
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Thelma's Brief Encounter
Thelma begins dating a man named Lloyd Williams, however, suspicions run rampant between J.J., Willona and Michael who become convinced he's married. However, J.J. makes a discovery that surprises everyone. It seems Lloyd is doing time in a half-way house, supposedly because he was once married to two women at the same time. Now the trick is to show Thelma, Lloyd's true colors.
Requiem For A Wino
Fishbone, a wino, complains that he has no friends and quickly discovers he has many when a vagrant steals his wallet and is later killed in a car accident. Everyone assumes Fishbone is the one that was killed and they hold a wake with a magnificent turnout, which Fishbone witnesses, dressed in drag as a mourner at the wake.
The Older Woman
Lamont has been in a daze around the house, singing songs and incredibly cheerful to everyone he talks to. Grady and Fred deduce that the boy must be in love. Fred learns that Lamont is on the verge of proposing marriage to one particular girl who works at a dress shop. So he goes down to meet her and is in for a shock, since the girl turns out to be a woman at least ten years older than Lamont.
The Over the Hill Gag
Lamont takes Fred down the doctor's office for a checkup and Fred is socked with a large doctor bill. Realizing Fred's financial position, the doctor gives Fred six months to pay his doctor bill. Lamont overhears the conversation and becomes convinced Fred only has six months to live. Thinking Fred is dying, he rallies friends and family to prepare a party and try to get Lena Horne to pay Fred another visit.
The Bunkers and Teresa wake up with their bathroom on fire! Archie expects money cashing in from the insurance company, until he finds out he's guilty for starting the fire.
Mike and Gloria Split
Before bedtime, Mike and Gloria have a game of Scrabble in which Mike ends up winning. He uses this game as an opportunity to rub Gloria's nose in the fact that he has to be better at everything, leading to an argument between the two.
Hey Harry, For Cryin' Out Loud, It's A Wonderful Life...Sorta
Despondent over the loss of his girlfriend, Harry (HARRY ANDERSON) is taken on a surprising journey through time by his guardian angel, Herb (MEL TORME).
To Sleep, No More
Dan feels guilty for misusing funds from the Phil Foundation and starts suffering from insomnial; Bull wins a cereal sweepstakes.
The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.
Racy Tracy Rattigan
A guest host takes a liking to Laura and drives Rob wild.
The Magnificent Six
Sam is takes on a challenge to prove he's "the greatest ladies man.
Mutiny on the Hartley
Bob chooses the worst time to raise the rates on his patients, and they revolt.
First of the Belles
Dick's old college sweetheart visits the Inn, prompting concerns that she intends to reunite with Dick.
This Is Your Life (Part 2)
Ralph's big TV appearance on This Is Your Life is sidetracked by his jealous streak.
Bilko's Ape Man
Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest
French, They Are a Funny Race, The
Maynard is smitten with Francoise, and to compete with the similarly smitten Chatsworth, Maynard dons a sport coat and tie. Will he agree to shave off his beatnik beard?
Season 6, Episode 22
Sketches include the three monks, the drivers, the Three Musketeers, the celebrity montage, Godmother Capone, the visitors’ news, the three-headed man, a salute to the circus, the cowpoke blackout, the three monks, the Burbank fire department, the psychiatrist quickies, and the joke wall finale. Featuring Ruth Buzzi and Charlie Callus.
Nancy Ames, Morecambe and Wise, and more
Today's episode features B.J. Thomas, Frankie Laine, Szony and Agnes, Nancy Ames, Morecambe and Wise, and Joanna Simon.
Liberace, Liza Minnelli, and more
Today's episode features Liberace, Liza Minnelli, Rudi Schweitzer, Rod Mckuen, Bill Dana, Jeannie C. Riley, and Pearl Bailey.
Mr. Boynton's Return
A handsome gym-instructor complicates matters between Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton.