Catchy Comedy Schedule

For Chicago, IL

5:00a CT

The Honeymooners

TV or Not TV

Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.  

5:30a CT

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Funny Money

Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it. 

6:00a CT

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Woman's Work Is Never Done

Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework. 

6:30a CT

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The Sleepwalker

Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.  

7:00a CT

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Pal O'Mine

Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a friendship ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew. While Ralph gets it stuck on his finger, they eventually make up after Ed survives a sewer explosion. 

7:30a CT

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Brother Ralph

Ralph after making a suggestion at work is laid off. Alice decides to take a job as a secretary but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother. 

8:00a CT

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Unconventional Behavior

Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Racoon convention.  

8:30a CT

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Young At Heart

Ralph and Norton take their wives dancing and roller-skating when they begin to complain about doing things young people do. 

9:00a CT

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The Golfer

Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster. 

9:30a CT

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A Matter Of Life And Death

When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead. 

10:00a CT

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Better Living Through Television

Ralph and Norton go on T.V. to sell a kitchen utensil.  

10:30a CT

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$99,000 Answer

Ralph goes on a quiz show with the category of popular songs. He practices all week, spending a lot of money, only to miss on the first question! 

11:00a CT

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Mama Loves Mambo

A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo. 

11:30a CT

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Head of the House

Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house and then has to prove it to a co-worker. 

12:00p CT

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Dial "J" For Janitor

Ralph takes on a job as janitor of his building.  

12:30p CT

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Hello Mom

Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.  

1:00p CT

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The Deciding Vote

Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the raccoon election for convention manager. 

1:30p CT

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Something Fishy

Ralph & Norton don't want to take their wives on a Racoon fishing trip.  

2:00p CT

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Man From Space

When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest a feud arises between Ralph and Ed. 

2:30p CT

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A Matter Of Record

Ralph cuts a record to sweet talk Alice after insulting her mother.  

3:00p CT

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Oh My Achin' Back

Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam. 

3:30p CT

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The Babysitter

Alice is baby-sitting to pay for a phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.  

4:00p CT

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Ralph Kramden, Inc.

Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out Ralph was simply left a pet bird named Fortune, and much of the money was left to the butler and maid.  

4:30p CT

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A Dog's Life

Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.  

5:00p CT

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Here Comes The Bride

Ralph's advice to a lodge brother, to be head of the household, has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears. 

5:30p CT

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Please Leave The Premises

The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.  

6:00p CT

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Pardon My Glove

Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him. 

6:30p CT

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Young Man with a Horn

Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil service exam as well as his cornet.  

7:00p CT

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The Worry Wart

The IRS invites Ralph to clear something up on his tax return and that drives Ralph nuts. (Though he discovers he just forgot to sign his name) 

7:30p CT

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Trapped

Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he witnessed a hold-up.  

8:00p CT

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The Loudspeaker

Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year-but it turns out to be Norton. 

8:30p CT

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On Stage

Ralph, Alice, and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.  

9:00p CT

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Opportunity Knocks But

Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company. 

9:30p CT

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The Safety Award

Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a Safest Bus Driver Award.  

10:00p CT

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Mind Your Own Business

Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice got him fired from the sewer. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph himself considers selling irons. 

10:30p CT

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Alice And The Blonde

The Kramdens and Nortons visit the Wedemeyers and the wives believe their husbands are neglecting them. 

11:00p CT

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Bensonhurst Bomber

Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a big guy at the gym. He arranges it so that he can pretend to knock out a bigger man and make the other one scared. Instead he knocks out a stranger, regaining his confidence to go ahead with the fight. 

11:30p CT

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A Man's Pride

Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.  

12:00a CT

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Man From Space

When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest a feud arises between Ralph and Ed. 

12:30a CT

The Honeymooners

Oh My Achin' Back

Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam. 

1:00a CT

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A Matter Of Record

Ralph cuts a record to sweet talk Alice after insulting her mother.  

1:30a CT

The Honeymooners

The Babysitter

Alice is baby-sitting to pay for a phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.  

2:00a CT

The Honeymooners

Something Fishy

Ralph & Norton don't want to take their wives on a Racoon fishing trip.  

2:30a CT

The Honeymooners

$99,000 Answer

Ralph goes on a quiz show with the category of popular songs. He practices all week, spending a lot of money, only to miss on the first question! 

3:00a CT

The Honeymooners

The Deciding Vote

Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the raccoon election for convention manager. 

3:30a CT

The Honeymooners

Ralph Kramden, Inc.

Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out Ralph was simply left a pet bird named Fortune, and much of the money was left to the butler and maid.  

4:00a CT

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Hello Mom

Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.  

4:30a CT

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Young At Heart

Ralph and Norton take their wives dancing and roller-skating when they begin to complain about doing things young people do. 

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