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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? Can you remember which Brady said these quotes?

With all those family members, it's no wonder The Brady Bunch has some very memorable dialogue!

There are plenty of well-remembered lines from America's favorite group that somehow formed a family, so let's see how well you remember who said them! Good luck, and share your score in the comments section below.

  1. "I'd like to buy a wig, please."
  2. "Well, the part where Romeo dies is sad. But where Juliet died is sad, too. But I think the saddest part of all is when Jan said, Who goes there? before Peter said, Hark!"
  3. "I’m not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is."
  4. "Not anymore. So considered yourself... Uninvited!"
  5. "You stop that Buddy Hinton!"
  6. "I am a little sunflower girl-loyal, brave and true."
  7. "If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em? Yecch!"
  8. "Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges."
  9. "I'm a shrimpo, a peewee, I'll never grow another inch as long as I live!"
  10. "At this point I'd SETTLE for a witch doctor."

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? Can you remember which Brady said these quotes?

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