Catchy Comedy Schedule

For New York, NY

6:00a ET

Full House

Be True To Your Pre-School

After Jesse and Rebecca meet a very smart child who seems much more developed than their twins, Jesse lies on an application in order to enroll the twins in a very advanced pre-school. 

6:30a ET

Full House

The Heartbreak Kid

When D.J.'s boyfriend, Steve, gives Michelle a valentine, Michelle takes it seriously and starts making wedding plans. 

7:00a ET

Full House

Silence Is Not Golden

When a schoolmate admits to Stephanie that his father beats him, she promises not to tell anyone. But she soon realizes that some promises have to be broken. 

7:30a ET

Full House

Please Don't Touch The Dinosaur

When Danny and Jesse disagree over how to chaperone Michelle's trip to the museum, her class ends up almost destroying a dinosaur exhibit. 

8:00a ET

The Brady Bunch

Never Too Young

Bobby's first kiss goes from fireworks to mumps. Meanwhile, the family prepares for a Roaring '20s party. 

8:30a ET

Family Affair

All Nephews are Created Equal

Mr. French is shocked when his nephew, visiting from England, announces he's ending the family's butler line to become a dentist. 

9:00a ET

The Danny Thomas Show

Linda, the Performer

Charlie wants to book Linda for Danny's upcoming TV special after she sings at the club on her birthday. 

9:30a ET

The Donna Reed Show

Love's Sweet Awakening

The boy who grew up next door to the Stones takes a romantic interest in Mary, but she doesn't notice. 

10:00a ET

My Three Sons

The Kibitzers

Two of Bub's friends who are visiting for their usual game of pinochle get an earful of the family's woes. 

10:30a ET

My Three Sons

Weekend in Tokyo

Steve wants to take his family with hip on a business trip to Japan. 

11:00a ET

Here's Lucy

Lucy and Phil Harris Strike up the Band

To drum up business Lucy gets ethnic minority clients hired in a band, but upsets a women's lib group for not hiring any female musicians . . . . guess which favorite redhead fills in as a female vocalist?! 

11:30a ET

The Lucy Show

Lucy and the Boss of the Year Award

When Mr. Mooney is up for becoming president of the San Francisco branch of the bank, Lucy tries to get him named Boss of the Year so he gets the position. 

12:00p ET

I Love Lucy

In Palm Springs

The couples are bored of each other and only Rock Hudson can bring them back together. 

12:30p ET

I Love Lucy

The Dancing Star

Lucy uses Van Johnson to make her rival jealous. 

1:00p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sally and the Lab Technician

Laura sets Sally up with a shy cousin and a disastrous dinner date ensues. 

1:30p ET

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

The Square Shaped Room

Lou hires Rhoda to redecorate his living room. 

2:00p ET

Happy Days

Scholarship

Desperate to get Chachi on the school's basketball team, a scout for Eastern Florida University offers him a scholarship and several other superfluous perks - including a cheerleading scholarship for Joanie. Fonzie is extrememly excited for Chachi, but Howard and Roger think the scholarships are too good to be true. 

2:30p ET

Laverne & Shirley

The Collector

The girls try to talk Carmine out of going to work for a loan shark. 

3:00p ET

The Love Boat

Chef's Special / Kleinschmidt / New Beginnings

Stubing's friend tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft. 

4:00p ET

The Love Boat

Lady from Laramine / Vicki Swings / Phantom Bride

A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy. 

5:00p ET

The Beverly Hillbillies

Hoe Down A-Go-Go

The Clampetts host a party so Jethro and Elly May can get more friends their age. 

5:30p ET

The Beverly Hillbillies

Mrs. Drysdale's Father

Mrs. Drysdale's father feels he can take advantage of the hillbillies' lack of guile in a game of poker. 

6:00p ET

Mama's Family

Alien Marriage

Vint almost goes through with a scheme where he could make money by pretending to be married to a girl from Portugal in need of a green card. But when Mama finds out, Vint discovers it may be more trouble than it's worth. 

6:30p ET

Mama's Family

Positive Thinking

After listening to tapes on positive thinking, Eunice becomes a changed woman, even securing a part in a play. But when the director cuts all of her lines, she starts to feel her old nature creeping back. 

7:00p ET

Sanford and Son

The Over the Hill Gag

Lamont takes Fred down the doctor's office for a checkup and Fred is socked with a large doctor bill. Realizing Fred's financial position, the doctor gives Fred six months to pay his doctor bill. Lamont overhears the conversation and becomes convinced Fred only has six months to live. Thinking Fred is dying, he rallies friends and family to prepare a party and try to get Lena Horne to pay Fred another visit. 

7:30p ET

Sanford and Son

The Family Man (Grady Pilot)

Grady decides it's time for a change and moves out of Watts and into fashionable Westwood to live with his daughter, Ellie, her husband Hal, and their two children, Laurie and Haywood. As a housewarming gift, Grady purchases an oil painting to hang over their fireplace. However, the painting he chooses proves to be quite distasteful. 

8:00p ET

All in the Family

No Smoking

The Bunker house is locked in a battle of wills after Mike vows he can go without food longer than Archie can abstain from smoking. 

8:30p ET

All in the Family

Mike Makes His Move

After a fruitless seach for new lodgings, Mike and Gloria agree to rent George Jefferson's old house-even though it means living next door to Archie. 

9:00p ET

Hot in Cleveland

What Now, My Love?

Victoria's movie is ending and she's unsure where that leaves her relationship with Emmet. Melanie wonders where her relationship with Alec is going. Joy uncovers something mysterious about Elka during her new internship. 

9:30p ET

Hot in Cleveland

It's Alive

When Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities put them all in danger, Joy, Melanie, and Victoria step in to save the day and wind up getting help from a local mobster and his mother. 

10:00p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Impractical Joke

Buddy grows paranoid when Rob threatens to pull a prank on him. 

10:30p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Boy #1, Boy #2

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial. 

11:00p ET

Cheers

What's Up, Doc?

Sam makes a move for a sex therapist, but gets turned down cold. 

11:30p ET

Cheers

The Gift of the Woody

Woody can't live up to the gift-giving expectations for his girlfriend's birthday. 

12:00a ET

Taxi

Friends

Tony asks Bobby to watch his goldfish as he goes away. 

12:30a ET

The Odd Couple

Oscar In Love (aka Oscar Remarries)

Oscar wants to be a family man. 

1:00a ET

The Bob Newhart Show

Emily Hits the Ceiling

When Emily agrees to help run a children's summer camp, she tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors. 

1:30a ET

Get Smart

The Spirit Is Willing

Max must hold a séance to get information from a dead KAOS informer. 

2:00a ET

The Lost Honeymooners

Norton Moves In & The Dinner Guest

In "Norton Moves In", the Nortons move in when their apartment is painted. Then in "The Dinner Guest", Alice interrupts Ralph's attempts to discuss a promotion with a co-worker. 

2:30a ET

The Phil Silvers Show

Bilko's Boy's Town

When the army go on maneuvers the Colonel orders Bilko to stay in camp, so with Fort Baxter empty he uses the time to form a boy's camp. 

3:00a ET

The Carol Burnett Show

Season 4, Episode 22

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart. Spoofs of classic movies abound, including "Ninotchka", "Blackboard Jungle", "Gone With The Wind", and more. Originally aired 2/22/1971. 

4:00a ET

Car 54, Where Are You?

The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

The inspector announces that Captain Block needs to take a vacation. A temporary replacement is assigned. 

4:30a ET

Our Miss Brooks

Wake-Up Plan

Sleeping pills cause trouble when they're mistaken for aspirin. 

5:00a ET

ALF

Tonight, Tonight (Part 1)

ALF hosts The Tonight Show, with Ed McMahon. 

5:30a ET

ALF

Tonight, Tonight (Part 2)

ALF hosts The Tonight Show, with Ed McMahon. 

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