Catchy Comedy Schedule
For Columbus, OH
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On Now: 6:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends The Whiplash / Family
In Whiplash, Harvey fakes an injury to scam an unsuspecting Carol. Then, in The Family, Eunice and Mama are mad after they attend the anniversary of her husband's co-worker.
6:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Mrs. Wiggins / Boy Meets Girl
In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary who makes ordering lunch an ordeal. Then, in Boy Meets Girl, Harvey tries to pick up Carol.
7:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Pickups, The / Beauty and the Shrimp / Mrs. Wiggins
In The Pickups, Harvey and Tim try to woo two wanna-be actresses. Then, in Beauty and the Stump, Tim complains about everything. Finally, in Mrs. Wiggins, Carol covers for her boss by lying to his wife, only she turns his night out with the boys into a night out with the girls.
7:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Goodbye Charlie / As the Stomach Turns
In Goodbye Charlie, Tim writes a eulogy for his best friend, only to discover he was wooing his wife. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol's daughter comes back to life as a Bionic Woman.
8:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Easy Openers / Jacques Touteaux / Fortune Cookies
In Easy Openers, a hungry Carol tries to open her food locked in its container. Then, in Jacques Touteaux, Harvey describes the great feats Tim the diver will do, only he's too scared to do them. Finally, in Fortune Cookies, Carol suspects her best friend and husband are cheating together after a fortune cookie tells her.
8:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Alibi, The / Sisters, The / Toilet Tissue / Just a Gigolo
In The Alibi, Harvey brings the circus home to prove his all-night alibi to his wife. Then, in The Sisters, Carol complains to anyone who will listen. Next, in Toilet Tissue, Carol's life is upended when her toilet tissue isn't soft enough. Finally, in Just a Gigolo, a soon-to-be-married couple takes a nightclub singer's lyrics literally -- with disastrous results.
9:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara
In Mary Worthless, Carol rains on the happiest married couple's parade. Then, in Mr. and Mrs. Chou En Lai, the Chinese leader and his wife discuss their recent visit to America. Next, in The Auto Accident, the juxtaposition between men and women is shown with two different car crashes. Finally, in Street Wedding, a poor couples decide to marry on the street, to the shock of their society parents.
9:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Rock Hudson
In When My Baby Laughs at Me, a vaudeville sketch, Rock leaves Carol behind in order to pursue fame in New York.
10:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Family, The / Oldest Man, The
In The Family, Eunice and Mama go to an elegant restaurant and feel the pressure to put on airs. Then, in The Oldest Man, a bank robber is chased by the Oldest Man in the Wild West.
10:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Dick Van Dyke and Tony Randall
In Death of a Salesman, Dick Van Dyke tries to sell encyclopedias, only he keeps getting hurt by Carol. Then, in Root of All Evil, Tony and Dick get into a squabble about money after one loses five dollars and the other burns a ten dollar bill. Finally, in Warning Signals, a couple uses hand signals with each other in an attempt to get rid of their house guests.
11:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Movie Fan, The / Rebecky
In The Movie Fan, Carol is an woman obsessed with movie culture, to the detriment of her husband. Then, in Rebecky, the gang parodies the classic film "Rebecca", with Carol as Joan Fontaine and Harvey as Lawrence Olivier.
11:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna
In Salute to Bad Girls, Carol and the gang pay homage to classic films and their scheming starlets, including "The Graduate", "All About Eve", "Born to Be Bad".
12:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Paul Sand and Tim Conway
In An American Housewife, Carol finds the world falling apart around her with natural disasters and emergencies. Then, in Pregnant Pause, Paul is jealous of Carol's soon-to-be-born baby. Finally, in Gangster Movie, Tim tries to off the notorious "Mr. Big", but nothing works.
12:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Eydie Gorme and Tim Conway
In The Fortune Teller, a fortune teller foresees Carol future moments before it happens. Then, in The Oldest Man, Tim plays a 243 year old who won't let Harvey into the high-end restaurant without a necktie. Next, in Masquerade Party, husband and wife, Harvey and Vicki, are hypnotized and become the other person. Finally, in Che Cosa, Harvey must overcome the language barrier to woo Carol, a Spanish maiden.
1:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway, and Maggie Smith
In The Stake Out, Carol's police stakeout turns into a blind date. Then, in A Visit from Karen, a star-struck Carol badgers an old friend about her experiences as a Hollywood starlet.
1:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Tim Conway, Joan Rivers, and Vincent Price
In Workshop with Willie, Tim plays a TV handyman surrounded by incompetent helpers. Then, in The Old Folks, Harvey wants to go to an adult film, and Carol responds with "I'm Old Fashioned". Finally, Carol and the gang perform classic TV parodies, including Police Lady, Chiquita and the Man, Rhonda, Tony Tallahassee.
2:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Tim Conway
In The Boxerette, Carol boxes with Tim, who's refuses to hit a girl. Then, in The Oldest Man, officer Harvey interviews Tim, the Oldest Man, about a murder.
2:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Nobody Does It Like Me
In Nobody Does It Like Me, a department store Santa and a toy department wrapper sing after the store has closed. Then, in The Family, Eunice's brother visits, but every time he tries to speak, they cut him off with their problems.
3:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Tim Conway and Bernadette Peters
In The Stickups, three criminals accidently rob the same bar at the same time. Then, in The Old Folks, Harvey applies to be a guard at the bank. Next, in The Typists, Carol and her co-workers live their lives in beat with their typewriters. Finally, in Movie Pantomime, Carol finds a friend at the movies, only he's disgusted with her.
3:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Family, The / Wishing Well, The
In The Family, Eunice takes care of her injured and demanding friend. Then, in The Wishing Well, Harvey makes a wish and won't tell Carol what it is.
4:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Noisy Speech, The / TV Commercials / Miss Nobody
In The Noisy Speech, Harvey tries to deliver a speech but his noisy friends interrupt him. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Jay Detergent, Buffercin, One-A-Way Vitamin, Dear's Sigh-Hard Battery, Mellow Pages, American Depressed Credit Card, Braces, Dear's Sigh Hard, and A Salty Fish. Finally, in Miss Nobody, Carol can't get anyone's attention, even after she causes a mess.
4:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Butler and the Maid, The / Mrs. Wiggins
In The Butler and the Maid, a married couple channels their frustration for each other through their butler and maid. Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball tries to teach Mrs. Wiggins how to use the intercom again.
5:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
The Mother of the Bride / Stradivarius / Perfect Crime
In Mother of the Bride, Carol gives daughter Vicki last minute marriage advice. Then, in Stradivarius, Harvey desperately seeks a repairman for his violin. Finally, in The Perfect Crime, Carol is married to a billionaire who is the most boring man alive.
5:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
The Mrs. Wiggins / Fruitcake
In Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball is thrown out of the house for playing poker. Then, in The Fruitcake, Carol tries to avoid a nervous breakdown, despite her husband's annoying behavior.
6:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Wrong Number / Saturday Night / Recital, The / Vacuum Salesman
In Wrong Number, Carol questions a strange phone call for her husband. Then, in Saturday Night, Carol tries to get invited to a party next door. Next, in The Recital, four talentless musicians perform a showcase. Finally, in Vacuum Salesman, Tim has an emotional breakdown while trying to sell a vacuum.
6:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Ham Actor, The / Oldest Man, The
In The Ham Actor, Carol and Harvey try to survive an outdoor performance despite a coming storm. Then, in The Oldest Man, the Oldest Man captains a ship headed toward an iceberg.
7:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
The Kidnapping / Family
In Kidnapping, Carol gets her fifteen minutes of fame when her husband is kidnapped. Then, in The Family, Eunice is determined to win "The Gong Show" by singing.
7:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Business Lunch, The / Mrs. Wiggins / Oldest Man, The
In The Business Lunch, a strictly-professional Harvey proposes a business merger to Carol aka marriage. Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball fights the coffee machine. Finally, in The Oldest Man, a hurried man goes to his butcher, the Oldest Man.
8:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Vincent Price
In The Meeting, Carol reunites with high school friend, Vicki, who makes her second guess her life. Then, in Spy Story, Harvey is short on cash to pay his secret informant. Finally, in Rhoda Dimple, Carol plays a 12 year old starlet who gets the close-up she deserves.
8:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Family, The / Soap to Nuts
In The Family, Eunice plays monopoly with a bored Mama. Then, in Soap to Nuts, Carol's soap opera addiction threatens her marriage.
9:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Maggie Smith
In The Ham Actor, three actors attempt to sabotage the others while also trying to impress a big-wig in the audience. Then, in The Truck Drivers, two hard-nosed drivers prepare for life as divorced and single men. Finally, in Fight to the Finish, Carol and the gang pantomime the fight of the century.
9:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Bernadette Peters
In Give Him the Needle, two feuding doctors use a patient as a bargaining chip. Then, in How Not To Pick Up a Woman, Harvey tries to teach Tim how to charm the ladies. Finally, in Call Me a Doctor, Vicki double-crosses her crook boyfriend, using a naive doctor.
10:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Steve Lawrence
In Carol and Sis, Carol tries to hide that she's been drinking from her husband. Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who's being roasted.
10:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Jean Stapleton and Phil Silvers
In Tacky Lady, Carol sings dressed as Cher. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Boritos Corn Chips, Zerts, Moe DiMaggio, Meannen After Shave Lotion, Drop-off, Bruce Hancock, Kleenies, Nite-O-Quill, Coffee, and Irregularity. Next, in The Old Folks, Carol thinks Harvey forgot their anniversary. Finally, in Hallway Encounter, a woman-libber holds her ground against her complaining boss.
11:00p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Sammy Davis Jr.
In Backstage, Carol reunites with an old friend and her old prejudices come back. Then, in No Frills Airline, Tim receives horrible airplane service all because he didn't pay an extra fee.
11:30p ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Neil Sedaka
In I.R.S. Office, Harvey uses his income tax tricks to woo a woman. Then, in Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV kitchen products. Finally, in The Long Goodnight, Carol tries to get rid of guests who have worn out their welcome.
12:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Steve Lawrence
In The Hit, Carol puts a "hit" on her husband, then worries she's in danger being around him. Then, in P.T.A. Auditions, a Russian director must cope with a bad leading lady. Finally, in Daughter of Houdini, a fake magician finds herself trapped in a sinking box.
12:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Anthony Newley and Bernadette Peters
In The Invisible Man's Mother, Carol discusses life with her invisible son. Then, in The Englishman, Tony believes he can get anything he wants by using a British accent. Next, in Carol and Sis, Carol's old flame returns to kindle a relationship with her sister. Finally, in Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone drama teacher tasked with laying the cornerstone of their new theater.
1:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Steve Lawrence
In Double Calamity, the gang parodies the film-noir classic "Double Indemnity", with Carol as Barbara Stanwyck and Steve as Fred McMurray.
1:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Alan King
In Rich Lady, Broke Lady, Carol and the gang parody "Rich Man, Poor Man". Then, in Salute to Warner Brothers, Carol and the gang parody classic movies, including The Fountainhead, They Died with Their Boots On, and Ceiling Zero.
2:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Gloria Swanson
In Carol and Sis, the elevator boy has a crush on Carol. Then, in The Guilty Man, Carol plays a sweet housewife who understands her husband's martial indiscretions... at first.
2:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests Steve Lawrence and Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin opens with a monologue as Laverna, a chatty woman in a restaurant. Then, in The Godfather, the gang parodies the classic film, with Steve playing Marlon Brando and Carol as his bride. Finally, in Caged Dames, Carol plots her escape from prison to get away from the gruff matron.
3:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Rita Moreno
In The Drum-Out, Sergeant Harvey is dishonorably discharged, but Officer Tim can't do it without fumbling around. Then, in The Pronie, an woman cured from her klutzy behavior meets head on with an accident-prone nurse. Finally, in Stick 'Em Up, Please, a bank robber and bank teller instruct their inexperienced protege, falling in love at the same time.
3:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests William Conrad and Isabel Sanford
In Carol and Sis, Harvey mistakenly steals another man's wallet. Then, in TV Blackouts, the gang salutes TV shows, including "Sonny and Cher, "Jack LaLanne", "Password", "The Golddiggers", and "Maude".
4:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests William Conrad and Alan King
In Laurel and Hardy, the gang pays homage to the slapstick duo. Then, in The Other Doctor, Harvey and Bill are golfing pals until a rival doctor comes between them. Finally, Carol and the gang perform a classic TV commercial parody on kitchen products.
4:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Jack Weston
In Computer Date, Carol meets a blind date who knows as many fun facts as she does. Then, in Tacky Song, Carol plays a dowdy librarian singing "The Lady Is a Tramp". Finally, in Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, a doctor's experiment goes horribly wrong when he continually turns into his female alter ego.
5:00a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests David Hartman and Paula Kelly
In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a washed-up, silent film actress who goes to dinner for the first time in years. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol questions a doctor's methods to treat her sick husband. Finally, in This Is Your Lifetime, a parody of "This Is Your Life", Carol is embarrassed when she's caught on camera at the gym after gaining weight.
5:30a ET
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guests John Byner and Petula Clarke
In The Old Folks, a couple reminisces over their keepsakes, singing "You're My Reason". Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parodies TV commercials, including S-inchester Cigars, Second Cup of Coffee, MacDougal's Hamburger, Rational Airlines, and Tidey. Next, in Alice Portnoy, Carol as a Fireside girl scout is kidnapped, only she's more than the kidnappers bargained for. Finally, in The Firing of Donald Duck, the movie studio decides to can the famous bird.